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Little Johnny goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way. I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Mommy is the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you The People. The nanny, well, consider her The Working Class. Your baby brother, we'll call him The Future. Now go think about this and see if it makes sense."

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying and runs to his room only to find that his diapers are very soiled. So the little boy goes to his parents' room. Mom is sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he looks through the peephole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand what politics is now."

"Good son, tell me in your own words then what politics are."

The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."


college update
Last night (well technically this morning) I got into San Diego (Roosevelt College)!!!! and Santa Cruz. wahoo. now I basically have to wait for LA and Berkeley. sigh

however. my best friend in the whole wide world also got into SD so we're pretty much set. hehe too bad shes in Warren instead of Roosevelt though.
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COLUMBUS, Ohio - Wedgie-proof underwear earned 8-year-old twin boys a spot Friday on "The Ellen DeGeneres Show." Using rigged boxers and fabric fasteners to hold together some seams, Jared and Justin Serovich came up with the "Rip Away 1000."
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"When the person tries to grab you — like the bully or the person tries to give you a wedgie — they just rip away," Justin explained Thursday by phone from Los Angeles, where the TV segment was taped Wednesday.

The third graders from Gables Elementary School began brainstorming one day after they were horsing around, giving each other the treatment. Their mother's partner sarcastically said someone ought to invent wedgie-proof underwear, the family said.

The project got the boys to the finals of a central Ohio invention competition earlier this year, followed by the television appearance.
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So many people walk around with a meaningless life. They seem half-asleep, even when they're busy doing things they think are important. ... The way you get meaning into your life is to devote yourself to loving others, devote yourself to your community around you, and devote yourself to creating something that gives you purpose and meaning."

-Excerpt from Tuesdays with Morrie by Mitch Ablom
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Hahaha I love this so much. Hella funny

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I'm WOWed right now. Absolutely Stunned... Connie is adorable but Paul Plotts is brilliant! I'm so glad he won.


Ah, I cannot believe summer is already two-thirds over; it's definitely bittersweet. I'm excited for senior year to start. I haven't been doing anything this break except government homework and reading for literature. However, I'm excited for my cousins to come up from LA in 2 weeks. :)

Current Mood: bouncy

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I'm a loser

Current Mood: happy
Current Music: Meg and Dia - Roses

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"Our souls are deathless, and ever, when they have left their former seat, do they live in new abodes and dwell in the bodies that have received them." (The Metamorphoses by Ovid; Book XV)
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A hunter dials 911 and says, "I just shot at something that I thought was a deer but it was another hunter. I'm afraid I just killed him."
The operator says, "It's OK sir, it may not be as bad as you think. First, make sure he's really dead."
The guy says OK and sets down the phone. Then the operator hears a gunshot. He picks up the phone and says, "OK, now what?"

hahaha! good stuff.
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Your dating personality profile:

Religious - Faith matters to you. It is the foundation that you build your life upon. You trust that God has a plan for you.
Conservative - You take a conservative stance on most issues and aren't shy about saying so. Your political views are an important component of who you are.
Stylish - You do not lack for fashion sense. Style matters. You wouldn't want to be seen with someone who doesn't care about his appearance.
Your date match profile:

Religious - You seek someone who is grounded in faith and who possesses religious values. You believe that a religious person can enhance your life.
Conservative - Forget liberals, you need a conservative match. Political discussions interest you, and a conservative will offer the viewpoint you need.
Funny - You consider a good sense of humor a major necessity in a date. If his jokes make you laugh, he has won your heart.
Your Top Ten Traits

1. Religious
2. Conservative
3. Stylish
4. Athletic
5. Funny
6. Intellectual
7. Traditional
8. Wealthy/Ambitious
9. Adventurous
10. Big-Hearted
Your Top Ten Match Traits

1. Religious
2. Conservative
3. Funny
4. Traditional
5. Athletic
6. Stylish
7. Adventurous
8. Wealthy/Ambitious
9. Intellectual
10. Practical

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how interesting. :]
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